Oh, look.
These kinds of folks are even on our side.

The shy types,
that can not get a pussy in their daily lives.

And the girls, like them, they desperately try to find someone here that makes them feel less than a waste of time.

Well, I am sure to oblige for them.
Look at me, I am every woman's wet dream.

Great, the author seemed to have forgotten what thought bubbles are.