Dad! Dad! I´ve just returned from the northern region! I´ve conquered it!

I even foun-ded a small coun-try!

I´m ruling with an iron fist, huhu.

What the hell are you talking about!?

Father?

Conquest!? Ruling!? What kind of lame ass demon are you!? We are the family of evil! We don´t conquer or rule shit!

We only bring chaos, destruction and suffering! Xilophon has just layed waste on the southern capital! Why can´t you be more like him!?

Pull your crap together and be the elite demon i spawned you to be!

Win the tournament my lord!

We, your sexy subjects, will be anxious-ly wai-ting for you!