Oh yeah, I remember why I invited you. I was totally smashed the other night and I wanted to have some fun.

'Cause, honestly? You're not really mature enough for me, know what I'm saying? That's not my thing.

So what the hell have you been doing with me the past two months?

Well, I felt sorry for you, baby. You're cute. I had fun. And I thought once I left, you would forget about it and move on.

But no, you have to make a big deal out of it.

Honestly, baby, why should we stay together?

I do not need a girl I can't sleep with...

You absolute BASTARD! I HATE you!