Jeez, your mom's full of that evil shit here, and that other evil shit there.

Hey, what's up with you? You gotta get dressed, cousin.

Nah, I'm not going anymore. Forget it.

You ain't gonna sit on your ass all day reading your manga trash! That ain't livin'!

Come on, now, you're going!

I'm not fucking around. Get your butt offa there, you're coming with me. I'm sick of watchin' you zone out all your evenings.

What a dick, I really don't feel like going anywhere!

All right, all right, I'm coming. I've got nothing to put on for the party though.

It's gonna be aaaall right.

Don'chu worry about that, cousin. I've got everythin' you need to be the stud of the evening.