the truth is... i've NEVER understood WHY this painting is so famous ...

it could have been painted by a BLIND person...

uh...but...it's GOOD... i...i MUST SAY that it has...um...

...SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES and... CONSIDERABLE SIZE and...

you should head to the ROOM. don't you think?

um...yes, yes...of course... ahem...

Hmm ...is THAT it? i'm out of COFFEE?