MOM, HOW DID YOU AND DAD MEET?

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WELL SON, YOUR FATHER AND I MET AT A CASTLE WHERE YOUR FATHER WAS A COUNT AND I WAS A PRINCESS AND WE FELL IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT...

AHhh...

WE´LL EXPLAIN THE REAL VERSION TO HIM WHEN HE IS OLDER DON´T YOU THINK?

WELL, I SEE THAT YOU DON´T DIE... AREN´T YOU A VAMPIRE, BY CHANCE?