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decadence-and-destruction:

girthalgar:

Clears throat. “….DADDYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDYYYYYYY!!!!”

Running. “What?! What is it?! What’s wrong?!”

“Oh…nothing…” Giggle.

“You’ve got about five seconds to come up with a tragedy befitting that little stunt you just pulled, little girl, or Daddy’s going to make you sorrier than you’ve ever been…”

“Poophead…”

“What was that?”

“Ahem. POOOOOOOOOOP. HEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDD. Daddy. You are a poophead.”

“Think carefully. Are you sure this is the path you want to walk today, little peach?”

Raspberry.

“No TV. No computer. No dessert for a week. No Snack-Packs in your lunches for a week. Time-out corner. Go.”

“What?! B-But! You’re supposed to give me spankies! Not time-outs! Spankies, Daddy!”

“Oh, gee. For all the thought you clearly put into this little ruse, you would’ve thought that it would have worked. March. Now.”

“Hmmmph!” Stomping.

“You’re going to scare the rabbit if you keep that up.”

“Eep! I’m sorry, Dragon!”

“That’s what I thought.”

Well this sounds exactly like something I would do.