things to call your best friend:
- asshole
- looser
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- wife/waifu/husbando
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
From cute-aholic - Original post 5Oct2013
things to call your best friend:
- asshole
- looser
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- wife/waifu/husbando
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA
they could be a cactus
Or they could be a human from arizona
Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke
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