shojosama says on Tumblr

dingle-dangle:

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father

"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"

"Dad, you don’t mean-"

"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*

"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".

From cute-aholic - Original post

28Nov2013

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From takegreat - Original post

7Jul2015

shojosama says on Tumblr

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA

greekgosh:

omgwtfnvrmnd:

rnaiden:

they could be a cactus

Or they could be a human from arizona

Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke

From takegreat - Original post

7Jul2015

shojosama says on Tumblr

At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.

Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe
(via twentysomethingstate)

From takegreat - Original post

7Jul2015

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