cute-aholic:

i bought my boyfriend grand theft auto 5 for his bday and wht does he do?? drives to a golf course and starts playing a round of golf. and all i’m hearing is him “i want to do burnouts with the cart” “what the FUCK that should’ve been a birdie” “i can finally hit someone with a golf club without facing the consequences” and “HOW IS THAT OUT OF BOUNDS WTF just because i hit it to the next hole” jfc also he keeps asking me what i’m typing but he’s too focused on his golf game to care v much

OH YEAH ANd ALSO HE YAWNS TO THE TUNE OF CHCOLATE RAIN. idek wha t to do anymore fuck lmao