sea-hag:

"SOPHIA VERGARA HAS BREASTS!!!!!!!!!" yells every entertainment reporter, award show host, and unfunny twitter comedian! the world simultaneously laughs and is unable to stop laughing from the incredible on point joke. the public is trapped in an endless laugh loop. languages are forgotten. civilizations are crumbling. a giant dark cloud forms over the earth. the world begins to shrink into nothingness. the entire solar system smashes together into dust. the universe is dead.