this drunk guy yelled at me and my coworker “HERE’S ALL THE SWEETIES” and this other guy was like “SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM” and started doing that eenie meenie mo thing. dnt look at me im not for sale
From cute-aholic - Original post 21Feb2014
this drunk guy yelled at me and my coworker “HERE’S ALL THE SWEETIES” and this other guy was like “SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM” and started doing that eenie meenie mo thing. dnt look at me im not for sale
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA
they could be a cactus
Or they could be a human from arizona
Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke
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