Listen up, pal. I think you got the wrong idea. Riding me naked will only magically eradicate your unwanted ass hair.
To live forever, you'd have to kill me and feast on my heart.
And you don't strike me as the type.
Definitely not.
...and I wasn't gonna kill him. So I lef--
Hold on!!!
I forgot something back at the glen!!
Hmm... Brazilian?
Nom nom nom!!!
Gaahh!!