Heeey, there you are! What's up? Had a nice trip? Want a beer? D'ya got my smokes?

Oh, hey. So you're the chick who keeps texting Hugo? Cute. Hmmm, nice clothes. Very... original.

Hey *Hips* You want to join in? I thought you'd be thinner, but don't worry, we'll all squeeze in

What the hell is going on? Am I having one of this stupid daydream again? Please, somebody wake me up!!!

What's wrong, babe? Chill out and take a breath! Zen!! Relaaax!!!