He fell for the pretty Minerva, A plastic-bottle gentle girl, And Porcupine told him his love, Praising her line which looked so thin.

But when he first gave her a hug, The pain was way above pleasure ! And Minerva fled away fast, Dripping water from little holes.

Peter turned sad for a whole year, And then his eyes crossed those Of a well-rounded and light beauty, The helium-inflated Suzy.

Peter wanted to be gentle, And embraced her very softly, But his loved one popped in a sudden. Her skin was thin, you must agree.

His eyes all wet in despair, Peter didn't know who to turn to.

Until one day showed little Jessie, Coming from a town next to the sea.

It was shared love at first sight, They fell into each other arms,

Sticking thorns and pointed quills Where their both hearts where beating.

And so ended the tragic tale About Peter the Porcupine Kid

And Jessie the Urchin Girl.

Nice story, wasn't it ? Now just get to sleep !

Good night !

Good night !