HOW COME YOU STILL DON'T HAVE A GIRL?

WELL, Y'KNOW, FEW GIRLS WANT TO HANG OUT WITH A GUY WHO HAS LIED, CURSED, POISONED, HURT, BURNED, KILLED, TORTURED AND SO ON FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

AND TO THINK MY WIFE USED TO CALL ME A HEARTLESS MONSTER

HOW TO LOSE A GIRL IN 10 DAYS