Arise!
WTF?
Do you know who I am?
You're me... from the future!
Sooo... sup?
I'm dying and I need your help.
An ancient myth tells of a secret glen -- the home of the infamous sabertooth unicorn.
Legend says that if you strip down and ride the wild unicorn bareback, you gain eternal life.
And you want me to go on a naked horsey ride so you can live forever?
Exactly.
