You have made a grave mistake attacking me, the God of the Earth!!

Defence

Call army of God Allah Ackbar Flood of angels Divine Apocalypse

My beeper is ringing.

Grrr! Who’s playing around with my emergency buttons!?

Hu, where is my backup? Where are the angels?

Summon the devil

(Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan, Mephistopheles, the Antichrist, the Prince of Lies, etc.) (Last resort!!)

Bastard! It’s my mobile!