Look, I'll just go there and here and then I'll jump.

Nice and easy.

Don't do it, you're going to fall and get hurt.

Even if I did fall, Iit woudln't hurt me.

Don't do it, you're going to fall and get wet.

...

Not that I would fall but, yeah, I don't want to get wet.

Let's go home.

Oh... it's raining.

Oh, shit, there, take back your shirt!