Remove your belt, smile, no metal objects in your pockets, blablablabla, open your bag, open your computer, no bad thoughts think positive, hurry up! Do you have any liquids? If so put in a separate bag blablabla... wait for you turn...

B E E E E E E E E E P P !

...that was the alarm, miss. Please step to the side and hold our your arms. Do you have anything in your pockets such as keys, keychains, or change? Any piercings, jewelry, or other metallic objects? Pfff...What' that ugly star on your cheek? Blablabla...blablabla...please remove your shoes... And make it quick! I'M not on holiday!

...Miss Amilova? You're only arriving at the gate now?

I'm sorry, but your plane has already departed. You were issued several calls to notify of this fact... youngsters, I can't believe it...blablabla completely incapable of time management. If it isn't written on your mobile or if your parents don't do it, nothing happens! When I was your age blablabla...

I'm afraid that we will be unable to issue refunds for this ticket.

However, we would be happy to book you a flight on our next available. If you'd been less of an airhead you'd be in the air right now...pff the new generation...if you want to get ahead in this world, you're going to have to shape up and get yourself organized! I'm sure your rich mommy and daddy took care of you before, but you're an adult now. And you have to learn to live in the REAL WORLD!