SORRY MR DEVIL, BUT I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU DON'T EXIST

OH, THE HORROR

ACCORDING TO THE WELL-KNOW THEORY CONCERNING THE ESSENCE OF THE HOMO SAPIENS GENUS THE EXISTENCE OF AN INDIVIDUAL SUCH AS YOURSELF IS A TOTAL IMPOSSIBILITY

AND IF I THROW YOU IN A FIERY PIT OF SINNERS, WILL THAT PROVE I EXIST?

THAT'S A VERY GOOD POINT...

MIND GAMES