That's... some dumb-ass role-players!

These damn nolifers who pretend to be the lord of the rings! They disguise themselves to be ashamed in public, and show off their cardboard swords!

It's because of them! For their reenactments of the civil war they booked a huge place for them alone again and it's us, the real sporty guys who get only two inches of rock to do quad!

It's 'cause of them we have no place left to ride! Plus they're all virgin nerds!

All of them!

It's 'cause of them we didn't eat for, like, two days!!

We're going to ask for help.

We're going to break their faces!!

Er, I'd prefer, like, not in plain sight, dude.

Don't worry, coward! There's no witnesses and these virgins are afraid to press charges.

Oh-oh.

Stupid Dungeons and Dragons!

What do dragons have to do with the civil war?