i swear i stub my fucking toe every week and i always stub it like one day after it’s stopped hurting please i can’t deal with this doc i’d like you to remove my big toe
De cute-aholic - Source 1juin2013
i swear i stub my fucking toe every week and i always stub it like one day after it’s stopped hurting please i can’t deal with this doc i’d like you to remove my big toe
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA
they could be a cactus
Or they could be a human from arizona
Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke
At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.
Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe
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