i stuck my fingertips up my boyfriend’s nose and went dooof like the sound a bottle makes when you stick a cork in it and he didn’t find it as funny as i did. what the hell
De cute-aholic - Source 6sept.2013
i stuck my fingertips up my boyfriend’s nose and went dooof like the sound a bottle makes when you stick a cork in it and he didn’t find it as funny as i did. what the hell
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA
they could be a cactus
Or they could be a human from arizona
Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke
At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.
Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe
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