creep

1. three things i want to say to three different people.
this is such a passive aggression provoking question lmao
will send bitcoins to anyone who guesses who each person is
one: ily see you tomorrow
two: ily see you in a few days
three: ily see you in the weekend

2. one of my insecurities.
i don’t have any that i really think about
people are so hard on themselves because of how we grew up in such a judging environment 

3. what turns me on.
fedoras
nice guys
neckbeards
dorito crumbs
mountain dew stains

4. one of my bad habits.
i go to sleep pretty late

5. who i wish i could be.
"do u boo" in the words of my shameless girl maya
(i dont wish i was anyone else)

6. where i want to be right now.
i’m really happy with where i am rn also i am with my life too so that’s pretty great

7. the last thing i ate.
cereal with blueberries

8. sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
Benedict Cumberbatch, Last Surviving Member of Planet Zerg
(sorry the alien joke is so dead but i did it anyway, sue me)

9. what song i’m currently listening to.
flume & chet faker, drop the game

10. the last time i cried and why.
i can’t tell u or they’ll send me to dumb baby jail

11. something i’m excited about.
tomorrow/today (it’s 1am) because i have a nice day and night coming up!!

12. 5 things i like about myself and 5 things i dislike about myself.
i like that i have grown a lot over the past few years and that i realized how stupid so many things are? so many things are so hurtful and i think when you’re young you don’t always pick up on it like. how many times have you heard in high school that someone’s being a “fag” or maybe some sexual story got spread and everyone slut shamed the girl? and the fact being fat or skinny or everything else under the sun is used as a casual insult is just so ridiculous and i didn’t even care back then. i joined in for some of that trash which is just plain embarrassing that i even remotely cared about anyone’s business but my own

sorry went on a tangent anyway i like that i’m not homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist or hateful towards any gender or body type or anything. honestly that’s what makes me happy. down with hate

dislike that a year ago i probably would have written a list of things i hated about myself but nowadays i’m like. dude. i dont even CARE why waste time being negative and hung up on things

13. three things i want right now.
*the apprentice theme song voice* money money money moneeeeyyyy MONEy

14. are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you, where’s it from?
yes, my boyfriend, michael hill

15. how long was your last phone conversation?
a few minutes and i was pretty sleepy

16. what are you looking forward to?
i was asked this already

17. did you get anything off your chest today?
i don’t think so

18. how many rings do you usually wear?
one or like four hahah

19. would you rather go to canada or california on vacation?
canada

20. are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants?
uhh

21. do you call it fall or autumn?
autumn but fall sounds pretty

22. are you an emotional person?
yes

23. it’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely from?
ur mom *xbox live gamer voice*

24. do you like long car rides?
yes

25. do you have an adult you can talk to about anything?
mostly

26. last time you saw your dad?
this evening

27. have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle?
yes

28. do you do your own laundry?
we have a washing machine so we just chuck things in there

29. would you like the ability to read minds?
no, because i think everyone has hurtful thoughts that are just really raw and untouched and not always true

30. has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
yes

31. you’re thinking about a certain person right now, aren’t you?
well yeah i am now since the last q brought it on

32. what will you be doing in five years?
fucking tsundere bitches while sippin on that sake - t-time tezuka boy

34. last 2 people to text you?
ur mom and ur other mom

35. do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
not quite, but i know i’ll find something that will make me happy so i’m not concerned anymore

36. do you like to cuddle?
yes

37. when angry, do you get loud or quiet?
depends who i am angry with

38. did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed on the lips?
santa claus
he saw me kissing ya Mom
i stole his girl

39. have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
i have one right now :~)

40. how’s your hair right now?
shorter bc i just trimmed it. smells nice