me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun
nasa: u would die
me: i beg u
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me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun
nasa: u would die
me: i beg u
DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA
they could be a cactus
Or they could be a human from arizona
Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke
At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.
Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe
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