Dad, this man hurts!

Is that your child, Kakarotto?

Who are you?! How did you call me?

What? Don't you remember anything? I am your brother!

Your name is Kakarotto Kong and you are a Plumber! The race of the strongest monkeys in the universe!

A brother! So cool! I have parents, too!?

Ooh, peace, we must digest your brother and daughter at the same time!

No ... The whole plumbers kingdom was destroyed... there are only two of us and two other survivors.

Also, Mom slept with everyone so perhaps you're have my half-brother.

You came to give me my share of inheritance?

No! You had to kill all the Earthlings! Why didn't you?

'cause I'm a GOOD guy!

And killing is EVIL!