THE TRUTH ABOUT THE RUSSIAN POST OFFICE

IN RUSSIA, DISTANCES ARE VAST, THE PLACES - REMOTE, THE ROADS - DANGEROUS

POSTMEN'S VANS ARE REGULARLY ATTACKED BY WILD BEARS RIDING BATTLE BALALAIKAS AND OFF-ROAD 4WD MILITARY SAMOVARS!

PAY NO HEED TO ALL THOSE STORIES ABOUT DISORDERLY CONDUCT AND ALL- PERVASIVE CORRUPTION. THAT WAY YOU WOULD FEEL MUCH BETTER WHILE YOU AWAIT YOUR PACKAGE.