Hullo?

Yo. In three years it’s the apocalypse and we’re all going to die.

Luv u ♥

I’m leaving you.

Kisses ♥♥♥

By the way, the internet is cut off for a month and the toilets are clogged.

Of course.

New mail! Subject: Apocalypse in 3 years.

Set reminder in two years and eleven months.