You jerk !

Was it just me?

Or did you really hit me with your bible?

Don't kiss me in public in front of strangers! It's inappropriate, and they could be imagining things!

Seein' how you're dressed, there ain't much left to imagine.

Besides, I had to show that guy whose property you are.

PROPERTY?

Er, yeah... I mean, baby, you know what I mean...

Tchiip...