well, here are the bodies.

what's so strange about them?

if you're gonna PUKE, do it ELSEWHERE. don't be a pussy.

actually, the bodies were in this condition when we FOUND them. They did not respond to ANY post mortem stimulus.

...we couldn't even date them with CARBON-14 (*)

(*)note. CARBON-14 dates organic material by measuring the amount of carbon left in an object. these bodies have NO carbon and , thus, can't be dated. this means they're EXTREMELY ancient.