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jimmypagesunderagedgirlfriend:



what guys REALLY look for in a girl


  • the ability to spin your head around 360 degrees

  • eight limbs. guys like spiders.

  • no makeup. no eyebrows. no skin

  • the music taste of a 73 year old canadian man

  • being able to fit your entire leg in your mouth

  • smelling like rotten milk

  • knowing the secret KFC recipe



От cute-aholic - Original post

7Mar2013

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От takegreat - Original post

7Jul2015

DO NOT EVER ARRANGE TO MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ARIZONA

greekgosh:



omgwtfnvrmnd:



rnaiden:



they could be a cactus



Or they could be a human from arizona



Sounds like something a cactus disguised as a human would say 👀 #staywoke



От takegreat - Original post

7Jul2015

At 23, JK Rowling was broke. Tina Fey was working at the Y.M.C.A. Oprah had just gotten fired from her first job as a TV reporter and Walt Disney had declared bankruptcy.

Read This If You’re 23 And Lost by Heidi Priebe
(via twentysomethingstate)


От takegreat - Original post

7Jul2015
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